Wyclef Jean is a security guard at the rather low-traffic Wax Museum. As he sits in front of the Queen display, he dozes off into a dream. There he performs in front of a dancing crowd of kids, disco lights aglow. But as he raps to the beat, some thugs break into the display and steal the wax replica of Freddie Mercury.

Wyclef is trained as a secret agent (#777), replete with secret weapons. Free shows him the goodies: bullet-spray cans, acidic slime, and super-energizing gummy bears. Plus Wyclef receives a pair of shoes that can be used to send sleeping gas. Wyclef is now ready to begin his mission.

He first encounters another secret agent, who seduces him in her well-upholstered limo. But she catches him off-guard, and hits a lever which drags Wyclef thru the car and into their jail - another twist of Gondry's imagination. There Wyclef guides his shoe towards the overweight jailer, which gasses him out and fetches his keys. Wyclef then inflates his suit and impersonates the guard.

From there, he and the thugs (who happen to be British Royalists) take Freddie Mercury to the dock where they plan to make ๋the exchange.' After the money is offered, they notice Wyclef and attack him. Wyclef, with the assistance of Canibus and Free and his goodies, fight back and save the day.

Back at the Wax Museum, Wyclef is awarded, and honored with a pin. He then wakes up to notice his badge stuck in him. He sits back and realizes he was dreaming. Free, in the surveillance room, watches in boredom.